Tuesday, June 10, 2008

10 best excuses for coming to work late!


Some people wake up each morning before the alarm rings, glad to see the glowing sun and excited to start the day.
They arrive to work whistling and are hard at work before most people even arrive. These rare creatures, also known as "morning people," are incomprehensible to those of you whose morning routines are exercises in panic and frustration.
A lot more people belong in that latter group than you might have guessed. Fifteen percent of workers admit to arriving late at least once a week, according to a recent CareerBuilder.com survey.
Why are so many of us running late?
You might be surprised that the snooze button is not the primary culprit of tardiness.
Thirty-two percent of workers attribute their late arrivals to traffic gridlock. Seventeen percent claim a lack of sleep is the reason, and 7 percent have trouble arriving on time because they need to get their children ready for school or day care.
Other issues, like forgetting something at home or not feeling well, are also popular.
Fortunately for late arrivers, 43 percent of hiring managers won't count tardiness against you as long as you meet deadlines and turn in good work.
Of course, some managers feel differently and will hand you a pink slip if you're late several times within a year.
Use your imagination
More than 27 percent of hiring managers say they are skeptical of employees' excuses for showing up late. It turns out their doubt is warranted: 24 percent of all employees decide to make up a fake excuse rather than tell the truth.
What does this mean to you?
If you're sitting in a traffic jam watching the minutes tick away and you've decided honesty isn't the best policy for you, think of a believable and acceptable reason you're walking in late.
After all, if you were a hiring manager who heard any of these 10 real-life excuses for being late, you'd be suspicious, too.
1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
2. Someone stole all my daffodils.
3. I had to go audition for American Idol.
4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.
6. I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.
7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
8. The line was too long at Starbucks.
9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.
Be a crowd-pleaser
When it comes to punctuality, your best bet is to take cues from your company's culture. If everyone is diligently working when you drag yourself through the door each morning, then you probably stand out.
However, if everyone filters in at their own pace between 8:45 and 9:15, then an occasional late arrival will probably go unnoticed.
Habitual lateness, on the other hand, will help neither your career prospects nor your workplace relationships. For one thing, your boss and co-workers are relying on you to be at work when you're scheduled to arrive; you don't want to disappoint them.
Also, just because nobody confronts you about your tardiness, that doesn't mean no one's watching the clock and forming an opinion about you or your work ethic.
These judgments can damage you when it comes to performance reviews and promotions. Don't let a few extra minutes of sleep cost you your reputation -- or worse, your job.

Orissa wants to be called Odisha!!


Orissa wants its name to be changed to Odisha and the state's language from Oriya to Odia.The state Cabinet has passed a proposal to introduce a bill in this regard during coming monsoon session of the Assembly, chief secretary Ajit Kumar Tripathy said.It will require making an amendment to the Constitution, he said on Monday.According to Home Secretary T K Mishra, the state's name has been wrongly spelt in the Constitution. Ever since the BJD-BJP government came to power in 2000, it has been demanding the change.Mishra said that though the state's name is written as Udisa in Hindi and Orissa in English, the real name is Odisha.Similarly, the state's language is written as Udiya in Hindi and Oriya in English while it should be Odia.''We hope that the Constitution will be amended accordingly to effect the changes in this regard by end of this year,'' Mishra said.The government's move to amend constitution was praised by all many, including former Chief Minister and leader of opposition J B Patnaik.It should be done soon, he said while noted novelist Santanu Acharya complimented everybody associated with the move.''It is the question of state's pride,'' said Acharya.

Obama seeks Hanuman's blessings in race to White House!


It's unusual. But, it's a fact. Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic party's presidential nominee, is seeking the blessings of Lord Hanuman in his battle for the White House.The 46-year-old senator from Illinois, who defeated his rival Hillary Clinton in an epic 17-month long electoral battle for Democratic party nomination, carries a ''tiny monkey god'' apparently representing ''Hanuman'' with him for good luck.A recent photo posted on Time's White House Photo of the Day collection shows the first ever Black-American nominee in the race to the White House carries with him a bracelet belonging to an American soldier deployed in Iraq, a gambler's lucky chit, a tiny monkey god, tiny Madonna and child.That ''tiny monkey god,'' of course, appears to be a statue of the Hindu monkey god, Hanuman, says the posting but editors and the photographer has not identified it as such. Obama, whose father was a Kenyan and mother a white woman from Kansas, spent initial days of his life in Indonesia where Hinduism is a popular religion.In addition to a lucky penny, Republican candidate John McCain carries a lucky nickel, and a lucky rubber band, which he wears around his wrist.

‘The Happening’ is set to release on June 13!


Manoj Night Shyamalan , the Hollywood director of Indian origin, says his upcoming film ‘The Happening’ is his scariest film yet.
Presently in India to receive the Padma Shri, one of the country's highest civilian awards, Shayamalan spoke to reporters in Mumbai about his next film starring Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel in leading roles.
The film, a dark, paranormal thriller, tells the story of an estranged couple trying to survive a global crisis.
“It is an extremely scary movie. This is meant to scare you,” Shayamalan told the curious reporters in Mumbai.

Mark (Wahlberg)
“The emotional center of the movie is if you knew you were going to die, if that was a fact, what would your conversation be like? What would be the last thing you would say to your loved one?” Shyamalan said.
Like some of Shayamalan’s previous films like ‘The Sixth Sense’ (starring Bruce Willis), ‘Unbreakable’ (Willis again) and ‘Signs’ (Mel Gibson), ‘The Happening’ too stars an action hero in a non-action role.
“I like to cast action stars and then not let them do action roles. They still bring an energy to the movie…You would never have seen Mark (Wahlberg) in a role like this. He's human, sweet and funny. He plays an ordinary school teacher who is not going to come up with a genius plan to save the world,” says Shyamalan whose last film ‘Lady In The Water’ was a flop.
‘The Happening’ is set to release on June 13. The date 13, considered unlucky by many, is reported to be deliberately chosen by Shyamalan.

New ADA guidelines correlate with IBC.

Description WITH MANY BABY BOOMERS ENTERING THEIR 60s and encountering more health and mobility-related problems, the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) is certain to take on more importance than ever. As some join the 54 million men, women and children with disabilities in America, businesses will see an increase in the number of people who choose to spend their money at places that accommodate their mobility needs. Those businesses that provide a positive customer experience will be in a better position to capture the millions of dollars spent by this growing market.
More than 15 years after the ADA was passed, many facilities remain inaccessible to those with disabilities. Often, a business owner only becomes aware of noncompliance following an accident or a complaint. As a result, business owners devote unnecessary time and money to defending themselves and their businesses, while the building's openings remain noncompliant.
One area that has caused some confusion has been the differences in terminology and organization between ADA guidelines, model building codes and ANSI standards. In an effort to reconcile differences from the model building codes, including the International Building Code (IBC), the United States Access Board has updated the ADA Accessibility Guidelines (ADAAG).
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